"Fire Telephone"

Sorry, I couldn't come up with a clever title.

You should check out Engrish.com if you haven't already.  It's a site dedicated to posting funny sign translations from other countries into some form of English (like the one above).  Hit the jump for more laughs including how to turn your adoptive mother into a pot of fish.

Click on the photo to enlarge it and see that for just 50 bucks, you can turn your adoptive mother back into that pot of fish she used to be...